*Nipples*
"Oh sorry, wrong number!"

Ah yes. Back when Sandra Bullock was hot.

Spartan sure is being a dick about the VR sex though.

I like to think that in real life, sex with Sandra Bullock involves damn near the same speech.

In the future, all restaurants are Taco Bell.

Excuse me sir whats your boggle?

Sex is VR, but ladies make naked video phone calls? Future women are all cockteases, apparently.

By far the best movie Stallone ever did, and that includes Rambo and Rocky IV.

The "Hunka Chunka"? Ewww. Stallone's performance is almost as good as his multiple Spy Kids 3D rolls.

Man, Sandra Bullock was hot. In my quiet moments, I sometimes try to remember who was Stallone's hot sidekick in Demolition Man, and I always forget it was Bullock.

A Hovercar Named Desire

Sandra decided to use the "Disco party Haunted by Ghosts" mod for their VR sex romp.

All the parts of this movie that aren't action scenes are genuinely good.

BULLOCK: "I was wondering if you would like to have sex" (shy smile).
D. MAN: "With you."
BULLOCK: "Mm hm."
D. MAN: "Here."
BULLOCK: (Giggle)
D. MAN: "Now?"
BULLOCK: "Mm hm."
D. MAN: "No."

I'm reserving my final star until the time comes that I view this clip and the events unfold as described above.