I guess beggars can be choosers.

Now that she can only love herself, she no longer needs to have sex with marine life.

Like Daler Mendhi and Ron Jeremy had some sort of porpoise love child.

Isn´t a kiss supposed to turn the frog into a human?

That frog sure knows to have a good time.

This ad makes me feel pretty positive about my chances at landing a hot chick, were I ever in India. If THAT'S what a fucking prince looks like, y'know?