Now you too can live the life of a slow-witted man who takes way too long to comprehend and react to things.

That went beyond bad to good, then back to 5-star bad.

Jim Carrey IS Mr. Bean AS a very, very stupid young man.

This is five million well spent.

I think this is pretty self-aware. I'm not sure if that's better or worse.

Either way, I would give anything to have been present during the shoot.

That is fantastic.
If Bruce Campbell was the lead character, it'd be LEGENDARY.
Those robotic quarter-turns are the best.

I was in a fight scene that awkward earlier today.

Pity these poor souls. They're condemned to have this forever haunt them.

All that guy could do in the early years of MadTV were bad takes on Nicolas Cage and Keanu Reeves...

For some reason it made my watching of this all that more awesome. Kept expecting a "woah!".

It's like Max Payne combined with utter faggotry, directed by David Lynch.

MST3K, please come back.

Every game needs 5000 shots of your goofy character turning his head.