Whoa.

Wow WTF.

Shouldn't the Cheney in our dimension have a goatee?

I'm afraid that I'm going to have to send this to everyone I know.

And then, nine years later, it was discovered that Halliburton could make huge profits from that chaos, and that while Saddam wasn't worth very many dead Americans, billions of dollars in illicit gains were worth a whole pile of 'em. It just took him another decade to get a handle on the mechanics of how to exploit a disaster properly.

The most amazing part is hearing him actually giving a damn about the human cost. He speaks compassionately about 146 families who lost loved ones, but now he shrugs off thousands dead as a triviality.

Somewhere in Cheney's attic is the ugliest portrait you've ever seen and it's getting more hideous by the minute.

Satan himself.

Profit and cronies trump everything.

Technology can be such a bitch.

You can't tell from the video, but THAT Cheney is actually talking from the other side of a mirror.

What moron voted this less than five stars? This is one of the most important videos I've ever seen from youtube

Well I'll be damned. Of course, WE all know this is just a hoax perpetrated by Leftist media moguls using advanced computer editing techniques. The sooner our President moves to suppress this vile piece of libelous propaganda, the better off we'll be.

He dosen't have the sneer because he's not a complete pathological liar yet

But don't you understand we had worldwide allies that thought, like us, there was a nuclear threat from Saddam's regime in Iraq. The middle east was different in 2003 than in 1994. We have the capabilities now so that the war will not spill over into Turkey and Iran, or wherever else. Even though it appears there are no WMDs we are bringing freedom to the Iraqi people. Remember, we live in a post 9/11 world now. The problems that remain are that Iran is sending weapons to insurgents and terrorists in Iraq while funding and training them, and the Iraqi public and government hasn't held up their end of the bargain. If they do make some important unity and security decisions, we may have a strong Democracy in Iraq. The Sunni and Shiite factions must unite against insurgents and Al-Qaeda together as well, our military is trying to help, but we cannot force them.


Sorry guys I have to play devils advocate here, what do you have to say to that? I think if Cheney were shown this video and questioned about it he might say something to that effect, unless I'm outdated on what he thinks about the invasion.

He's a flip-flopping sumbitch. But that's only wrong when a LIEbural does it.

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HAHA! APRIL FOOLS!!!!

Coincidence that he joined the Halliburton board in 1995? I guess that was pretty enlightening.

I don't buy this Cheney as compassionate and insightful. I buy him as spinning a decision made by a Bush. He's still trying to sneer, too, you can see how his lip wanted to twitch. He was a republican sec. def. at this time, working for Bush I. It's not like he was Pollyanna and then working for evil Haliburton made him all cynical and out for profit. He doesn't give a shit about the grieving families; he's using their grief to buy off everybody's disappointment and resentment over not toppling Hussein.

Man that was freaky. Why the hell couldn't we get this Cheney?

After 9/11 everything changed. Suddenly none of those things Cheney said in the video were true anymore. Like ...

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hang on, I'm working on it...

FLIP FLOP FLIP FLOP, ROLY-POLY FLIP FLOP, FLIP FLOP FLIP FLOP EAT THEM UP. YUM!

Needs to be highest of all time.

It's a drag that the fact that someone voted this below 5 stars means that it's not going to show up on the All Time Top Rated site, even if it's only one 4-star rating out of 14,000+ views...

Holy moley.

Holy fuck.