Like Dave Sim mysoginistic woman-hater Cerebus or some other, lesser Cerebus?

Oh dear god, NO

There is so much wrong with this video- the accent, the "swing the hips a little bit" (NO SIR DO NOT DO THIS), the fattyfat wheezing, the cheap-ass logitech headset constantly threatening to fall off the snout of his mask...I could go on for hours

Horrifying. Just hearing a morbidly obese man in an animal mask trying to breathe while talking is bad enough, even if you block out the nonsense he's saying.

Also: you know he's the kind of tedious fat fuck who thinks he's being daring and hip by wearing that goddamn fedora out in public. Dollars to doughnuts (lots, by the look of him) that he's got a neckbeard (that the glaze from the doughnuts gets stuck to).

What a fat fucking failure

Why does the internet hate us

I just know, also, that he's still hasn't gotten over his less than stellar high school experiences, ten, fifteen years later and sees the world through a "virtuous, creative, tolerant geeks/furries vs. evil cruel mean stupid jocks/bullies/mundanes/authority figures" filter.

This has been said time and time again, but I'm really fucking sick of furries acting like they're some kind of oppressed minority, as if they didn't actively choose to identify themselves with one the most retarded subcultures ever.

[6:23] "Would you [make fun of] a Star Trek fan?"

That was a well prepared argument...

I've seen people who slurp mayonnaise that were less disgusting.