Oh heavens, who would ever expect to find an ancient cabal of the fashionably undead ensconced in a high school campus? Miss. Higgen's AP english class will never be the same.
Stock footage! Elevator punch! Smiling girl trying very hard to look ominous! Theater blood in someones sink! A Benny Hill-esque shot of people running through a cemetary! A very poor Dani Filth impersonator!
I make fun of these dudes but am secretely attracted to some of their goth females. Can I at least trust in the fact that they aren't getting laid?
Also, do you have to dress like a fag to pickup goth chicks or can I approach them at the mall and be all HAY LET ME BUY YOU SOME DIPPIN DOTS BABY I LIKE YOUR FISHNETS AND EYELINER AND LOW SELF RESPECT.