Truly, truly, truly outrageous.

"Sorry I stole from you." "That's okay, you're a superstar!"

if i asked my neighbor to help me with some medication, i'd be be wrapping some rubber hose around my arm by now.

"Never listen to a stranger! I don't count as a stranger because you've seen me on TV!"

Doing the right thing makes the world vanish into a dark and empty void of nothingness where you're A SUPERSTAR!

What kind of pharmacist allows a kid to pick up a prescription? A SUPERSTAR pharmacist, that's what kind.

I wish all musicians had the dedication to keep watch at record stores to see who's trying to steal their tape.

"Can you write your name? You had to learn how, letter by letter!"

"Oh yeah, I kept at it until I learned!"

Guitars: For orphans, it's just as hard as learning to write their names.

Someone get these to Fensler Films stat!

Superstars ride their bikes at night without helmets or kneepads!

You know, she never actually says what you are if you do the *wrong* thing.