YEEEHAWW

fucing texas

I don't think this is very constructive conversation. It's certainly not helping the deposition any.

The guy taking the deposition? It's Joe Jamail. According to Wikipedia, he's a *billionaire*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Jamail

awesome

Dupe, http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=2884, where it was "Redneck Deposition," fat boy! But apparently a lot of people missed it before, so I won't complain. Also, it's totally awesome. Behold lawyers when there's not a judge or a jury present--throughout the 20th century it was one of the most sailor-mouthed professions around (besides sailing). Keep in mind there's a court reporter present who is dilligently writing down stuff like:

75 THE WITNESS: You have an incipient bad mouth.

76 By Mr. Cheatem:

77 Q You want a piece of me, boy?

78 A Maybe I do.

These people have been determining our foreign policy for the past six years.

Secret insight into how the South is governed.

They sure like calling each other "Boy" a lot. And threatening to beat each other up while being too wussy to do a damn thing. Less talk more action fellas.

Greatness

Fantastic.

-2:47 to -2:44 are the best. The look on his face is frighteningly demonic.

What I want to know is what the hell Monsanto did that got them involved in this deposition.

yeehaw!

someone in that room has a gun on them.

Don't mess with Texas! Or else we'll...call you "boy" and threaten you but not actually do anything.

DONT MESS WITH (lawyers from) TEXAS

just some good ol' boys!

TEXAS EXECUTES THE RETARDED

My name's Tucker!

Research Chemist?! Don't talk over each other!

Oh man, Texas is the land of threats and downtalking, up to the point of physical violence. Which happens no doubt more than I'd like to imagine with the addition of six bottles of Amber Bock.

Holy shit I don't know who to side with, i mean that old guy looks ornery but he had some nice zingers about verbal diarrhea (spelling?).

Fuck Texas.