What is it with pervs and tighty-whities?

Fuck yeah, it's a new band! Most relevant death-glam-hair-punk-ska-fusion-metal-classical-euro-tribal-jazz-s poken word band in the world today!

Reserve tickets now for:

VIRGIN VAGINAS
RAGING HYMEN TOUR 2007
with opening act TWAT BARBARIANS

He has to be a good swimmer! It's the only shot he has at Some College!

The parents' love for their children is completely conditional on their athletic performance. If he had gotten first place, they would have had absolutely no problem with his pornography.

"You think sending porn is a JOKE!?"

That line couldn't be delivered more scornfully if the writers replaced 'sending porn' with 'wiring bombs underneath cars'.

I'm so glad that this is in the "Educational" category.