Did Chet and/or Erik have any hand in writing this?

Man, I hope that's what the gibs look like in actual gameplay.

AND THEN HE USED HIS FIGHT MONEY TO BUY TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL

When the hell is the Orange Box finally coming out? Does anyone know? This and Portal actually have me more excited than Episode 2, which considering the quality of Episode 1 is no mean feat.

Unless its a farm!

I'm not even sure the game can live up to the promise of these brilliantly hilarious advertisements.

Copyright LOLOLOL

"Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949."

It's not right to five-star advertisements and all, but damn this looks fun. Why must my video card suck?!

"Unless it's a farm." Nice touch.

Thankfully the Orange Box is coming out on the Xbox 360. too. And from what I've read about the Spy, I hope there's a vignette of him.

Thanks for replacing the YouTube video with this (much higher-quality) GameTrailers one.

It makes me happy to see Erik writing for and working on games.


And, uh, you too, Chet.

Really looking forward to this.

I am going to have to 4 star this one only because the previous meet the character was perfect.

Goofy cutscenes don't bring back 'nades and AIDS

The writing, art direction, and voice acting on this are perfect. Especially the MAGGOT when he blows a dude up over his shoulder. BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT!

Please please PLEASE, Valve, please don't delay this again

I love the little "herding hand grenades onto a boat" motion.

this may end up forcing me to go console, as i dont have the 2 grand needed to update my computer to play games like this.

Minus one star because they may as well come out with a cartoon series instead.

Five cause the game is amazing... even better than the videos made it seem...

I don't think they're listening to you.

Awesome game.

Okay, this looks like a teamplay game I can actually enjoy. If only the dang PS3 version would actually come out. Someday.

This is the best one of all.

Brilliance.

A dangerous shovel.