This commercial is so fucking awesome. I mean, it's fucking awesome. That kid fucking tears the house down. He is so into legos he builds them illegally.

I remember the Lego Maniac advertising campaign. Made me ask my parents to buy them (even more) It was awesome then, it is awesome now.

I used to sing this in my head as "Zack, Zack, he's a coprophiliac." Don't know why I changed his name to Zack, though.

He is just like me! But replace the Lego with drugs. Yes drugs... for all the children.

I remember when I was a kid and saw these commercials. I HATED Zack(jack?). I resented everything he stood for. He wasn't a lego maniac, I WAS! All Zack ever did was follow the set building instructions. Unoriginal fucker. I built my own sets. I SHOULD BE ON TV!

You just can't keep him in the sack, 'cause jack's a coprophiliac.

You know, if you miss the "He's off at camp.." line at the very beginning of the song, it really, really looks like he's trapped in a crooked orphanage.

I suddenly miss Saturday mornings.

I can't count the number of times I was tortured with "Max, Max, he's a Lego maniac!"

That jean jacket is so fucking awesome. It's got what he does written right there on the back. Such a badass jacket.

oh black seas barracuda, how I yearned for thee

Five stars for aggressive collar popping. -1 for "Jack" not "Zack".