He just can't stop himself from talking about it.

This guy somehow makes QVC cool, even if momentarily. Therefore a full 5 stars.

I so want to have a beer with Mike Rowe.





And then make hot manlove.

No, Mike. It's not terrible. It's not terrible at all. It's perfectly natural.

Little Mermaid? At least pick one with a human vagina.

Actually Mike, your brain being unable to identify with and play on aesthetic cues in artistic depictions of human characters is probably a sign of a developmental problem. Rock on dude.

Admittedly I don't pay a hell of a lot of attention, but isn't it generally assumed that all the Disney princess types are teenagers? +1 for "all that for the segue."

I'm going to speak out and say that Mike Rowe is even a nasty, bad, naughty boy.

5 stars for treating that job with all the respect and gravitas it deserves.

Anime attraction is extremely unhealthy.

I love Mike Rowe.

When you realize there's no Blaire, these videos take on a disturbing new tone. He's alone in that room, people.

What? The? Hell???
Speaking of the beach, ROFL!

mike rowe is cool on a home shopping channel, and he's being cool while talking about being attracted to cartoon characters...so its like doubly cool.

Someone make an animated short of Mike Rowe fucking Ariel. I DEMAND IT.