In Soviet Russia, soap makes you hard!

Thinly veiled propaganda FTL. Did these sorts of things actually convince weak-minded children?

If I remember correctly, the Soviets were the first into space. Sorry Billy.

The part about this cartoon I liked best is he never got to go fishing.

23 skiddoo? Wasn't that pretty archaic slang by the 50s? It would be like a guy in a PSA today calling his friends hep cats.

Join us next time when that wacky president of Chile, Salvador Allende acidentally trips and gets a bullet in his neck three months after nationalizing all the Fudsos in Chile

Dam, all he wanted to do is go fishing. Give the guy a break.

Also, I love how the cop scares the thief away just so he can steal the apple himself.

Is that a statue of John Galt in a bathtub?

The government paid for police that steal apples, but don't let starving urchins do the same.

Eventually, should the local, county, state and federal governments receive enough revenue in tax dollars, our children will be able to breathe in the vacuum of space.

Needs more plasmids.

If the public always goes for the best value, explain clothing labels.

Gotta love how "Freddy's dreams of fun" result in years of nonstop labor and basically no fun ever again for the rest of his life.

They forgot the part about how Fudso bought out that plucky competitor and bribed lawmakers so it could charge 25 cents a bar.

This reminds me of "The Giving Tree." Only in reverse. And evil.

Now imagine Freddy lived in Soviet Russia, where I guess he would be able to go fishing and play baseball like he wants to.

John Sutherland is the God of fucked up capitalist propaganda.

Oh, so that's why like 1 out of 10 people get 9ths of the money! Where do I sign up?