Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.
All of these were for the cucumber being thrown at the black one's ass. Was the dude afraid his fingers were going to ripped off if he simply placed it in front of them?
-2 because I couldn't tell if he was laughing or had asthma.