I tried to submit all 7 parts but the multi submission feature is not currently a go. I would submit other parts but basically don't want to take up space on the front page.

For those interested the giant squid battle begins in part six.

Never mind, Chet fixed it. Thumbs up!

Lucky for him that dog was an expert field medic.

Dog tears, dogs too undertrained to even bark onscreen so it's dubbed in, "phwiit" arrow sound FX.... Oh Turkish cinema, would you marry me?

Just so you know why I love this so much, it has ax fights, torture, scantily clad Viking women, more torture, snake pits, pillaging, a rubber giant squid that looks more like an octopus unless its underwater, and a wonder dog. And cavemen. And Chinese magicians.

OH MY GOD. This... this is MARVELOUS. What the world needs is a global 24-hour Turkish cinema network, featuring all the greatest un-dubbed "hits" that pocket change can buy.

The cuts between the faces of the dog and the guy at -9:10