this is awesome, but they should've added him slapping that woman on the butt

For anyone interested in what the first captioned scene says, the minister-guy is saying, "You gave this report to the ministry, but I haven't read it yet."
Yeltsin responds: "Then read it now."

The second one, Tyfus will have to do because I don't know what "optreden" means. :(

My ex-boyfriend talks about how everyone thought his resignation was a prank

lord. him and bill clinton. they were like the nice frat boys that got elected leaders.

Nice one.

Someone needs to translate the subtitles into English, although it's kinda fun imagining what they were saying. Boris: "Check out the rack on HER" Aide "Stop it you're being a drunken prick again"

In the early one, he's talking about having received a report that he hasn't yet read, and Yeltsin tells him to read it now (while he's presiding).

holy shit, is he missing a finger and a thumb for real? what? Yeah, his left hand, it's gimped, wow! He's like the Kaiser, or Bob Dole.

I wish it hadn't cut off before the limo ran into the corner of that building.