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Mike Tyson?! - 2007-09-27

I've been 5 staring a lot of videos lately, but come on. FIVE STARS.


Enjoy - 2007-09-27

I haven't exactly figured out what's going on. It appears to be a parade where some raver chick is dancing and then is rescued from some high dude by the alpha-raver. The alpha raver then leads the group, Michael Jackson style, down the route.


Tyrathca - 2007-10-06

Alpha raver... hee hee


kiint - 2007-09-27

love it when he really turns it on at 2:17


zatojones - 2007-09-27

I was ready to one star this due to blue wigs and techno music, but Glowstick the Barbarian is far too fucking awesome


Azmo23 - 2007-09-27

Glowstick the Barbarian! I'm pretty sure you've got yourself a pilot for adult swim there.


EvilHomer - 2007-09-27

Glowstick the Barbarian is a hero for our time.


Enjoy - 2007-09-27

Ok stealing that for the title. LOL


dr_rock - 2007-09-27

Nice work Zato. That's why you make the big bucks.


boringperson - 2007-09-27

The Fuckparade was/is a reaction against the Loveparade, and I actually think I know the person in this video. Know, as in have exchanged about 5 words with.


sosage - 2007-09-27

Hey guy, you dropped something. Oh. It's a name. Glowstick the Barbarian. Defensive saint of the raver.

I don't blame you. This guy is the shit.


Tyfus - 2007-09-27

Yay, fuckparade! boringperson, are you a Berliner?
Glowstick the Barbarian is a hero.


boringperson - 2007-09-27

No, Stockholm (now living in the US since 7 years).


boringperson - 2007-09-27

sorry, for 7 years.


Tyfus - 2007-09-28

Ah. That is kind of boring. Hurr.


athodyd - 2007-09-27

Is he twitching his pecs in time to the music or is the bass really that powerful?


Ashenblade - 2008-10-14

Wrong on both counts. His pecs are creating the bass.


Longshot- - 2009-07-03

5 stars for that alone


bang to buck ratio - 2007-09-27

Technoviking for Chancellor!


Roachbud - 2007-09-27

Sorry, I just can't get into X, it "makes you dance like a bellend" and it doesn't give you the crazy visuals like LSD or Mescaline. I appreciate dancing in the street though.


Xiphias - 2007-09-27

You're supposed to rate THE VIDEO not the drugs he's on you fucking mong.


Roachbud - 2007-09-27

I rated the video because people who are on X and just dancing are lame. I have memories of fucked up people that waste this vid.


Xiphias - 2007-09-28

"I am not five-starring this video because I totally just five-starred *MY MIND*" -Roachbud


Princess v2.1 - 2007-09-27

This guy rocks


Colonel Cowlung - 2007-09-27

Littering isn't cool even if you are a barbarian.


Konversekid - 2007-09-27

Who wouldn't want to be raped or killed by that?


Blaise - 2007-09-27

Five stars for the video.
Five stars +1 for the above comment.


grimcity - 2007-09-27

Concurred on both counts.


DrVital - 2007-09-27

Who's the Teutonic Knight who'll make your day!

GLOWSTICK!


Stopheles - 2007-09-27

Man, he's picking up a powerup from an NPC like every twenty feet.


Smellvin - 2007-09-27

When you're a professional technoviking, people just want to give you shit. This is why that's what I want to be when I grow up.


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-11-26

DUDE, he's a ROGUE SLASH BARD! He's got like Plus Nine Charisma! You really can't help but give him all your loot.


Killer Joe - 2007-09-27

That is the hardest white guy you'll ever see, and all he wants to do is dance and love.


1394 - 2007-09-27

Holy shit EUROPE tag all the way.


Samisyosam - 2007-09-27

ALL HAIL TECHNOVIKING!


Atomic Powered Jack-O-Lantern - 2007-09-27

I have the overwhelming urge to stab this asshole in his stupid pecks


tamago - 2007-10-06

I have the overwhelming urge to stab you in your stupid face.


hornung - 2007-09-27

fuck that asshole giving him a flyer, Glowstick won't go to your shitty club.
his club is the streets.


glasseye - 2007-09-27

-1 for the litterbug.


Cap'n Profan!ty - 2007-09-27

GLOWSTICK ÜBER ALLES


revdrew - 2007-09-27

Man, he can fucking litter if he wants to. He's earned that right.


split tail - 2010-11-16

I don't know if he earned it; but I'm convinced it was handed to him!


PegLegPete - 2007-09-28

Technoviking, protector of raves. YOU CAN TAKE OUR E, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR DANNNNNCCCCINNNNNG!


DMKA - 2007-09-28

I'd go gay for that.


x - 2007-09-28

He makes al-Qaeda quake.


Herr Matthias - 2007-09-28

Would you ever see anything like this on the streets of any American city? Besides New Orleans, I mean.


kiint - 2007-09-28

West Hollywood twice a year.... 1) Halloween 2) The Gay Pride parade


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-09-28

SF at pride.


dr_rock - 2007-10-01

Don't forget Bay to Breakers


dr_rock - 2007-10-01

Also, more interesting is the Breakers to Bay (this is genius)


Aelric - 2007-11-05

burning man, 24/7


TheOtherCapnS - 2007-09-28

I believe that is what is known as a 'Futuro-Mullet'


Steebis - 2007-09-28

If we could only harness his power.


FISTFULLofSOUL - 2007-09-28

his only weakness is silence!


kiint - 2007-09-28

TEKNO VYKING DRINK WATR TO BATTLE XTACY DRYMOUTH!


Dr Dim - 2007-09-28

He's not even high, he just had a big cup of coffee and a really nutritious breakfast and felt like expressing himself. He's celebrating life right now, moving to the beat, later on he might annex the Sudetenland, or just chill out, he's totally free actually.


Spider Jerusalem - 2007-09-28

"Hither came Glowstick the Barbarian, blond-haired, sullen-eyed, water bottle in hand, a dancer, a lover, a partier, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the high assholes of the earth under his booted feet."


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-11-29

:D This one is a referencial winner.


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-09-28

I like to think that none of these people knew each other and that both music and dancing happened with complete spontenaeity and that the barbarian is actually a high ranking politician in disguise among the masses.


Jimmy Labatt - 2007-09-28

Enjoy, this is why we keep you around.


Enjoy - 2007-09-28

Hey if it means some Glowstick fanfiction, we all come out ahead!


Modern Angel - 2007-09-28

I just... goddamn. This is my favorite thing on the internet ever and I really mean that. It's just perfect: gets angry at guy, dramatically points to him as he moves off screen, the camera stays focused on him as he dances almost angrily, the water, the torn up flyer... it's perfect in every possible way.

By the by I think that guy stumbles and falls into the girl. Glowstick thinks she's being attacked so he gets pissy.


DrVital - 2007-09-28

Some good stuff in the YouTube comments as well:

Technoviking does not dance to the music, the music dances to Technoviking!


waxeater - 2007-09-28

All of the things (and there are many) that make this video great (nay, amazing) have already been covered, so the best I can do is five star it and pray someone out gives Technoviking his own Saturday morning cartoon series, comic book, breakfast cereal, line of action figures, etc.


Aubrey McFate - 2007-09-28

That is the look of a man who has utter confidence.
I, too, hail Technoviking, and I hope he conquers Europe and rides a longboat powered by slave ravers to America, where he will expand his empire of blue hair and water bottle charity and constant techno.


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-11-29

Thanks, Slravers!

Thravers!


FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2007-09-29

I love the way you're bored at first and then he starts up and woooooooooooow.


namdrassil - 2007-09-29

Is this how the Jews were led out of Egypt?


cognitivedissonance - 2007-09-29

Positively pectastic in every way.


zerobackup - 2007-09-29

I want Alpha Raver to be my friend...


baleen - 2007-09-29


I love that he simultaneously accepts a rave flyer while staring down the enemy. He then casually tears it up whilst still sending doom vibes to the drugged out guy in the black shirt. This is beautiful.


plank - 2007-09-30

The buzz I've been reading is that Glowstick is actually this guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Jardine

I don't know what to believe anymore.


oddeye - 2007-10-03

He also recently beat Chuck Liddell? Holy shit I need to turn into this guy.


Pie Boy - 2008-01-03

He was a fucking BOUNTY HUNTER?!

YES


Gwago - 2008-03-24

He was also born on FUCKING HALLOWEEN.

I'm starting a religion around this guy.


RockBolt - 2008-07-12

The patron saint of POE


spork865 - 2007-10-01

I almost woke everyone up by laughing


Screwtape - 2007-10-02

What is best in life, Glowstick?

"RAAAAAAAAGH!"


Afgh - 2007-10-03

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON


fuse13 - 2007-10-04

HERO.


Rainier - 2007-10-27

This rivals "Garbage Day" for the best video on PoeTV.


sparklefatty - 2007-11-18

Who ever heard of a bad dude who could dance? Now you have.


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-11-29

Glowstick rescues twenty presidents before breakfast.


yoyo1 - 2008-01-07

Some dude managed to steal a piece of his superior DNA with the bottle of water trick.


IrishWhiskey - 2008-02-21

This most mind-blowing thing is this is the people who walk through the group without a second glance.

HOW ARE YOU NOT IN SLACK-JAWED AWE OF GLOWSTICK THE BARBARIAN AND HIS MAGNIFICENCE!!!


Hooper_X - 2008-02-28

Uwe Boll's "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai." Starring Hulk Hogan.


bopeton - 2008-02-29

I almost fell asleep.


DopeFiend - 2008-06-21

Meh. Good dancer, egotistical jerk. Also, that dude totally bumped into that chick by accident, and I wouldn't be surprised if Glowstick knew it. You guys are just going ga-ga over a drugged-up meathead.


Hammer Falls - 2009-10-15

I don't think it's as much as a rescue as a "OK, you're too drugged up right now. Sit down and don't mess it up for the rest of us".


BillFisto - 2008-06-30

Now, more than ever, America needs a leader.

Gentlemen, I think we've found him.


Hooper_X - 2008-07-12

UPDATE: Allegedly Weezer really really wanted to find this guy for that video they did with all the Youtube people.

I think it's patently obvious why he didn't participate.


Cap'n Profan!ty - 2008-07-12

He is still as awesome now as the day this was submitted.

Fuck yes.


phalsebob - 2008-07-22

He save that girl from a backpack grabbing! So many 5 stars!? Am I missing something, or is this just a gay lust thing?


Jeff Fries - 2008-12-12

It's the way he silently becomes the leader of the pack and people begin walking up to him and handing him things


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-11-29

Natural charisma is something you simply don't see very often.


Triggerbaby - 2008-08-21

Both.


soci-o-path - 2008-10-15

Looks like the Dutch fella from that Mercenaries video game.


kingofthenothing - 2009-11-13

Looks like my character from Fable 1.


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-11-04

How did I miss this?

HOW DID I MISS THIS?!


chumbucket - 2008-12-09

1:05 jesus christ! all are NOT welcome to the Berlin Fuck Parade


sparklefatty - 2008-12-20


He doesn't even signal to the others.

He just dances, and they follow.


Wytze! - 2009-03-04

Posting to be SEEN in the Technoviking craze.


Lies, lies, LIES! - 2009-04-27

PRAISE HIM.


The Mothership - 2011-09-29

I love how he checks his mail.


fedex - 2013-09-27

LETS ALL HEAR IT FOR GLOWSTICKS SILVER JUBILEE ANNIVERSARY!

JAWOHL!


tesla_weapon - 2014-12-04

Love that I finally saw the original of this video after only recently joining PoE


Robin Kestrel - 2018-06-21

Glowstick the Barbarian is a far better title than Technoviking.


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