Damn, Jesus made an air-tight case.

Jesus looks more like Thor than himself

Jesus be showin up at shit these days and defendin shit.

Everything needs a first cause except for this vague notion I've devised! Take that, science!

And I bet he's just auditing the class anyway.

Hahahaha, silly scientist! Evolution is a fairy tale!

And science doesn't believe in the Big Bang anymore so much as expansion theory. Dolts.

Jesus as a smug, white prick with hockey hair and nothing better to do than argue for creationism one class at a time. Staggering.

Needs this as a companion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQPHHJwBbs0

Did the religious guy just slam the scientist because *science* changed? Apparently Christians are even against the evolution of scientific concepts.

Man's physical needs? As if Jesus knows anything about that

You can't build a bridge out of faith.

And the ascetic baptist Christians of 100 years ago would be horrified by the money centered church of today.

Not as funny as Jack Chick, but still gets my knickers in a twist.

Dude, you used to be the savior of all mankind. Now look at you. You just go around being a dick to science teachers all day. You're the biggest has-been since Screech.

Aryan Jesus shows that damn Child of Ham whose boss.

As a creationist, even I find this funny.

we sleep so we don't end up looking like you you creepy longhair

"600 years ago, people thought the world was flat. And we'd like to return to that level of ignorance!"

Also: the history of instability in the Middle East has nothing to do with religion? BUH?

Did you know that since science can't answer every possible question, then "Jesus did it!" instantly becomes the correct answer?

People will tell themselves anything just to keep the fear of death out of their minds.

So jesus would take time to argue with a professor in a private lecture instead of, oh I don't know, stopping some innocent people from being murdered or something?

Fuck you jesus!

5 stars for "spent the teacher-hirin money on football".

Where was jesus when I had to take discrete math???

it's like that thetruthforyouth thing, only with moving pictures!

5 stars just for the smug "check mate science" look that chick has for saying "what caused it?". Here's hoping some of these stars fall out of the sky and slap that fucking look off of her face.

I'm pretty sure this is hilarious no matter what form of faith, philosophy or belief system you subscribe to.

Scientists. Don't. Understand. Why. We. Sleep.

I think I saw Jesus in a porno movie once

How much extra credit can you get for bringing Jesus to class?

Wow, Jesus! You're right!! Some wars weren't caused by religion!!!

Jesus doesn't care about black people!

So.... as long as we can't figure shit out it's 'Jesus done it'?

And why, Jesus, why do these snappy little videos never tackle M Theory? It's always shit like "Science can't explain yawns or why fish swim upstream!"

For that matter, why don't they ever tackle evolution? The science is not disputed here; it is not discussed.

The creationist believes their trump card to be morality. Every argument against evolution that doesn't use outright lies ("Man is the only creature with a frontal lobe." ) ends with the same argument that this video ends with: Evolution is bad morality. The implications of evolutionary theory mean that there is no right or wrong.

Well, that's bullshit anyway. Lots of people believe in evolution, and still believe in right and wrong. But what about intellectual integrity? Isn't that a moral value? Once you've decided that it's a good idea to base your scientific beliefs on what is "right", and not on the evidence, you've taken a step toward wholesale dishonesty. You can make global warming or the holocaust cease to exist. You can see incontrovertable proof of weapons of mass destruction. It all begins with the idea that coming to the right conclusion, and not the evidence, is what counts.

I only wish there was a 'SHAZZAM' every time he turned into Jesus.

If I was Billy Dee Williams I wouldn't be arguing red herrings with some smug beardo, I'd be banging those college girls.

Just thought I'd add that.