This is my favorite episode of Doctor Who.

Roger Delgado, R.I.P.

man I better take this show very seriously and memorize all the backstory ASAP

Common sense dictates that if someone with that facial hair wants you to sit in a chair, no matter how he demands, you just don't do it.

"Try sitting in it."

"Gee, okay!"

"Augh!"

3 stars for pointing out that everything pre-2005 is a toilet.

"My god, sir, you've brought me an inflatable chair! ARE YOU A WIZARD?

...OK, I will sit in this chair.

...Oh! Oh my, I do believe it's burst a leak somewhere."

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"Macdunnaucht, stop being such a overly-dramatic ass, and get up and get back to work."