Was Gonzo retarded? they let litterally retarded people in army?

It's possible. you only need a 30 on your ASVAB to be infantry. But, I have the feeling that Gonzo is actually just young and somewhat shy rather than pants-on-head retarded. Being inexperienced and not understanding the finer points of prostate simulation is normal when you're only 18.

i think gonzo is an iraqi, who speaks very little english. and this clip is amazing. choice quotes: ''if you can't get it up, stick your finger in your butt hole. works every time.'' and ''they act like they don't like it, but they do.''

hahaha.

best part is when gonzo says "..you know what? fuck you" and no one notices.

I don't care about the context, the conversation alone is worth 85 1/2 stars.

Thats the way I like it

oh enjoy, how could you NOT want to join the marines? this would be so much fun for you.

Sometimes I'm just like, fuck it. I'll stick my finger up my ass. Whatever.

I'd rather be getting shot at than stuck listening to a couple douchebags trying to be quirky in the middle of a desert.

You can't really see the guy talking, but I am imagining he looks exactly like Rick Moranis.

Gonzo sounds more like he wishes they would just shut up already. It's like he's half-heartedly humouring them but he's thinking "oh fuck, twelve more hours of this shit."

Huh...Reads like a Tarantino script. And twice as entertaining.

The Dirty Sanchez.

Don't forget it.

It's great.

Is this what you guys all sat around talking about in JROTC?

We are living in a conservative era. In my day, old Dirty Sanchez always involved anal. None of that 'sneak a thumb in' shit (no pun intended).

It's always the guy that talks the most about sex that gets the least amount of it....

poor gonzo