I knew it.

After her time on the show ended and her trust fund wasted by her parents, Jaimee Foxworth would go on to a short-lived career in porn.

it's a rare condition this day and age to reading good news on the news paper page

Are these pissing someone off?

Quite possibly the worst show in the history of the world.

I'm sad that the "urkel" tag is not linked

Every so often, I would forget that I hated this show, and then I would watch it by accident. I didn't help that the asses at TBS wouldn't stop showing it at all hours.

I would fuck the shit out of the older daughter. Maybe the younger one too by now. Anyone seen what she looks like these days?

Also I remember when this show was in its first run and I was about 10 years old, it freaked me out that they all gave such big, insincere smiles at the beginning. It struck me that they were hiding something. If all members of a real life family stopped what they were doing and looked at me that way, I wouldn't go into their house.

Fuck you, Urkel. I oughta stab your ugly ass mouse eatin skinny motherfuckin ass.

i always loved the jazzy ragtime time with the piano at the very end. the rest of the show i don't need.

this show did teach me something, however. never go up that stairs, or you'll never be seen again except in low-budget porn.

If someone like Urkel kept hanging around my house, I could probably run over him with my car and no jury would convict me.

I have an aunt who at the time of it's run found the buffoonish spaz-antics of Jaleel White to be comedy in it's purest, highest form.

If anyone has a clip of when the Bushwhackers were on and Carl and Urkle had to wrestle them, I would love you forever

Could have sworn I heard the girl who played Laura was dead, but wikipedia says no. Huh. I had a tolerance/annoyance relationship with this show, but Reginald VelJohnson is awesome.

opening credits to stupid sitcoms < everything else in the universe

Didn't the same guy sing the Perfect Strangers, and Full House theme songs?

a hundred thousand stars for me not hearing this in at least...15-17 yearsish, and remembering every word.