Samisyosam - 2007-10-08
"I would like to crawl inside you like a tauntaun carcass" is the pickup line I used to hook up with my current girlfriend. We're getting married in November.
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Billy Buttsex - 2007-10-08
WHOA.
That was a hard-core roast. If he didn't look like a little baby, he'd be dead by now.
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boba. - 2007-10-09 this was hard core boring and unfunny
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boba. - 2007-10-10 your witty comment is as hilarious as anything in this video clip
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IrishWhiskey - 2007-10-08
"Chuck D would be here, but the D stands for dignity."
Any event featuring Flava Flav and Carrot Top deserves at least as much bile and loathing as Patton Oswalt can muster.
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coprolalia - 2007-10-08
Chyna has a micropenis. 'Strue.
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Aubrey McFate - 2007-10-08 So does Patton! They're perfect for each other.
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Dummy Rum - 2007-10-08 If I had that many hormones pumped into my body, I'm sure I'd sprout a micropenis, too.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2007-10-08
I want to see Tiny Little Pimp in the Thimble get his own animated movie.
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Hooker - 2007-10-08
Now _that_ is how you make people uncomfortable.
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theSnake - 2007-10-08
These things have recently become very funny, except for Lisa Lamapanelli. We get it, you like black dudes.
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-10-09
That's right, an HG Wells reference at the Flava Flav roast.
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FISTFULLofSOUL - 2007-10-09
wow, now that's on brave white dude...but seriously whats up with carrot top?....he looks like a trout on steroids
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drcrypt - 2007-10-09 I usually love Patton, but this is a bit too cruel to people who aren't Flava Flav for my tastes.
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citrusmirakel - 2007-10-09
What stars I'm giving, I'm giving exclusively for "That's right, an HG Wells reference at the Flava Flav roast."
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Knuckles - 2007-10-09
i have to five this because you can tell that Carrot Top took those jokes about him really personally.
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-10-10 He's Carrot Top. I'm surprised he can walk down the street with that hair and not wear a paper bag.
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Jeff Fries - 2007-10-28
Patton is the Bob Hope of alt-com
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Pillager - 2007-11-10
Patton was 100% on target that night!
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glenn - 2007-12-31
Patton was actually downright neighborly compared to some of the comedians that preceded him. I think it was Greg Girard that opened with "Flavor Flav is definitely within the top ten reasons white people hate black people."
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zatojones - 2010-01-07
You know Oswalt is a real comedian because he saves his most brutal joke for Carrot Top. All professional comedians hate Carrot Top because mainly because Mr. Top makes a lot more money than they do.
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Merzbau - 2010-01-14
TEN MAN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES
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