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Samisyosam - 2007-10-08

"I would like to crawl inside you like a tauntaun carcass" is the pickup line I used to hook up with my current girlfriend. We're getting married in November.


Billy Buttsex - 2007-10-08

WHOA.

That was a hard-core roast. If he didn't look like a little baby, he'd be dead by now.


boba. - 2007-10-09

this was hard core boring and unfunny


Derrida - 2007-10-09

You too.


boba. - 2007-10-10

your witty comment is as hilarious as anything in this video clip


tamago - 2009-11-25

boba was seriously butthurt by this. I can only imagine this is because boba is Carrot Top in disguise.


IrishWhiskey - 2007-10-08

"Chuck D would be here, but the D stands for dignity."

Any event featuring Flava Flav and Carrot Top deserves at least as much bile and loathing as Patton Oswalt can muster.


coprolalia - 2007-10-08

Chyna has a micropenis. 'Strue.


Aubrey McFate - 2007-10-08

So does Patton! They're perfect for each other.


Dummy Rum - 2007-10-08

If I had that many hormones pumped into my body, I'm sure I'd sprout a micropenis, too.


HURF BLURF DUH - 2007-10-08

There's nothing micro about it. That thing makes me cross my legs in shame.


Caminante Nocturno - 2007-10-08

I want to see Tiny Little Pimp in the Thimble get his own animated movie.


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-07-23

Smacking his bitches with a daffodil stem~


Hooker - 2007-10-08

Now _that_ is how you make people uncomfortable.


theSnake - 2007-10-08

These things have recently become very funny, except for Lisa Lamapanelli. We get it, you like black dudes.


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-10-09

That's right, an HG Wells reference at the Flava Flav roast.


FISTFULLofSOUL - 2007-10-09

wow, now that's on brave white dude...but seriously whats up with carrot top?....he looks like a trout on steroids


drcrypt - 2007-10-09

I usually love Patton, but this is a bit too cruel to people who aren't Flava Flav for my tastes.


FISTFULLofSOUL - 2007-10-09

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh boooooy!


oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2007-10-09

Someone cruel...at a roast?!?!? I NEVER


citrusmirakel - 2007-10-09

What stars I'm giving, I'm giving exclusively for "That's right, an HG Wells reference at the Flava Flav roast."


Knuckles - 2007-10-09

i have to five this because you can tell that Carrot Top took those jokes about him really personally.


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-10-10

He's Carrot Top. I'm surprised he can walk down the street with that hair and not wear a paper bag.


Jeff Fries - 2007-10-28

Patton is the Bob Hope of alt-com


Pillager - 2007-11-10

Patton was 100% on target that night!


glenn - 2007-12-31

Patton was actually downright neighborly compared to some of the comedians that preceded him. I think it was Greg Girard that opened with "Flavor Flav is definitely within the top ten reasons white people hate black people."


zatojones - 2010-01-07

You know Oswalt is a real comedian because he saves his most brutal joke for Carrot Top. All professional comedians hate Carrot Top because mainly because Mr. Top makes a lot more money than they do.


Merzbau - 2010-01-14

TEN MAN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES


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