boner - 2007-10-17
I propose that Talk Like A Pirate Day should be replaced by Sing Like R. Kelly day.
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Hooper_X - 2007-10-17 I fully support this initiative.
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Sean Robinson - 2007-10-17
I know it is a really pat thing to say, but wholly shit does cocaine do some wonderful things.
I think that R Kelly and Brian Wilson need to hang out and explore the textures of sound while they make up songs about whatever is going on in the room.
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Endoris - 2007-10-17
Real Talk!
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Azmo23 - 2007-10-17
you called my mama's house and what? Girl, my mama ain't gotta screen no calls from meeee. Real talk!
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Hooper_X - 2007-10-17
I love how he did this entire thing with half his hair unrolled.
And then the dudes get into a fight at the end and oh my god i wish i could spend just one day as part of r. kelly's entourage. seriously.
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zatojones - 2007-10-17
No, Robert. I don't know what you mean.
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Billy Buttsex - 2007-10-17
TWO THINGS:
One: Dear R Kelly, you're famous. Going to a club alone is going to ruin your relationships, DUMBASS. I don't even do that now, and I'm not famous.
Two: You're an R&B singer, which means you're girlfriend's probably not a high quality person anyway. Get a new one.
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Billy Buttsex - 2007-10-17 a high quality person is a girl who doesn't bang guys like R. Kelly.
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Billy Buttsex - 2007-10-17 UGH. And I said "you're" instead of "your." Now *I'm* not a high quality person. Maybe now I can date R. Kelly.
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Thatcher Pennywhistle - 2007-10-17
Slowly transitioning from man to myth.
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Hooper_X - 2007-10-17 Kool Keith may be Black Elvis, but R. Kelly is Black Michael Jackson.
And yes, you know exactly what I mean.
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oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2007-10-17
Men: Sing this when you're in the doghouse and hopefully your girlfriend's hysterical laughter will help her forget whatever you did
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baleen - 2007-10-17
God. I love this guy.
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Cheese - 2007-10-17
BITCH I WISH YOU WOULD BURN MY MOTHERFUCKING CLOOOOTHES!
Also, I think the end of the video explains perfectly well why R. has to go to clubs, security guards.
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takewithfood - 2007-10-17
He.. he KNOWS he's parodying himself, right? Right?!
And fuck you, thats how I wear my underpants.
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Roachbud - 2007-10-17
"What they eat don't make us shit"
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Afgh - 2007-10-17
R. Kelly is so real that he doesn't even need to make things rhyme anymore.
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Frank Rizzo - 2007-10-17
when does he piss all over an underage girl?
this is the worst.... thing ever. song? fail...
major lulz for the staged fight though. OOOO TOUGH GUYS!!!
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theSnake - 2007-10-18 The man is wearing a sequined sports jacket and gucci sunglasses INDOORS and you give it one star. WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO TO PLEASE YOU?
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theSnake - 2007-10-18 Holy fuck I was wrong that is a sequined hooded sweatshirt? AH MAH GHAD
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Cheese - 2007-10-18 How's that jacking off to anime on 4chan working out for you?
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Frank Rizzo - 2007-10-18 not good, my mom walked in on me and threw out her back.
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x - 2007-10-18 Stop treating your body like it was an AMUUUSEMENT park.
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Endoris - 2007-10-18 Rizzo's mom walked in all shocked at him jackin' off and then she threw her back all outta wack!
REAL TALK
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Cheese - 2007-10-18 PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
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Frank Rizzo - 2007-10-18 pics can be found on hambone, fagknocker.
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Honest Abe - 2007-10-17
REAL TALK
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garcet71283 - 2007-10-18
In 20 years this guy is going to be doing Priceline.com commercials ala William Shatner.
Spoken word's future is secure.
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futurebot - 2007-10-18
In case you were wondering what profanity represents, now you know: profanity represents just how real shit gets.
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bang to buck ratio - 2007-10-18
Someone teach this man how to write a chorus and also that women are equal and deserving of respect and understanding
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poopskin - 2007-10-22
shit
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Jeff Fries - 2008-01-16
Who is this Milton character
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Gwago - 2008-02-14
Holy shit this deserves ten stars.
"IS YOU TWEAKIN'?!"
This is exactly how I'm arguing with my girlfriend from now on. Real talk.
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fun nugget - 2008-04-13
Five stars for using the words "TRIFLIN ASS".
Theres some real talk..
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phalsebob - 2008-07-05
Is this a parody of Weird Al's song about going to a drive through for burgers, or vice versa?
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JRoy1969 - 2009-03-02
Milton!
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YakooMarkTwo - 2009-12-16
I really wanna know where his logic was going with "were there other guys there?" Damn, that triflin' bitch for interrupting him.
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OxygenThief - 2012-10-17
On his next album he is going to sing-talk the assembly instructions for a MALM dresser from IKEA.
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