Outpost.com had the best commercials.

After the tattoo product branding and 'hobotizing', I figured that this would be inevitable.

Outpost.com is the only "legitimate" company that I can't get to stop spamming me.

It's ads like this that helped them survive (though their name changed) when dot coms were dropping like flies.

I'm not buying from a company that advertises like that.

Now that's a commercial.

I picture this as an everyday occurrence in a dystopian near future.

-1 for misspelling "tattoo" in the tags.

I knew it was coming and I still laughed like a clod. Why don't I see commercials like this anymore?