Before the paper shredder, corrupt CEO's always kept a bunny on-hand.

Awwww.

That thing would make a nice stew or maybe a good tapas dish

My dwarf once shredded a black Hanes pocket T that I was wearing. It was so bizarre and she was so determined I couldn't stop her.

hey quit that

Bunnies love trash. Dirty bunnies.

Well, bunny, I was going to call a carrot distributor to get you some tasty food, but you went and ate that page. I hope you've learned your lesson.