One of my bio lecturers began a lecture with "The koala is a junkie and a moron," which I thought was a pretty funny thing for a very camp little middle-aged guy to say.

They stink, too.

That's it? No leaping to attack? No clawing at her?

+1 star each for the ear flapping and leg scratching though.

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever.

Goddammit this is animal cruelty. Koalas only flap their ears when they are trying to fly away, but obviously this one has been nailed to its perch. That's just plain mean. Jesus that makes me mad what kind of sick fuck would nail down a Koala

That was cute, but I really was expecting more drama than a belly scratch. I suppose that's the wrong animal to expect much violence from.

I want to be a koala.