The legends are true! I thought I had imagined this. Thank you!

thank god you weren't driving a '87 rabbit

MY GOD YOU CAN JUMP OUT OF A PLANE AND THEN TURN INTO A FIERO

Ok. I remember this.

That transformation looked incredibly painful, I'm not sure how he managed to keep a smile on his face through that whole ordeal.

It's a nice dance, we gotta a nice dance goin' here
Now what you gotta do, I'll tell you what you gotta do
You got to pretend your face is a Maserati
It's a Maserati
It's a Maserati
It's a gettin' hotty
It's a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati
It's a fast one too man, that thing's turbocharged
You feel like a little fuel injection honey?
I'll tell ya about it, I'll tell you about it
I'll check out the hood scoop
I gotta get that hood scoop off, shine and shine and buff
I gotta buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up,
Yeah, shiny now baby, heh heh heh
You've been drivin' all night long
It's time to put the old Maserati away
So you look for a garage, you think you see a garage
Wait a minute, Hey!, there's one up ahead
And the damn thing's open
Hello! Get in there!

Same thing happened to me.

I had completely forgotten this. I loved early 80's cartoons. I was much too young to catch the overt sexuality of the transformation.

He's like a transformer, but easier to kill

I'm amazed anyone could stand to work on crap like this.

So his archenemy was Bigfoot?

So he just goes around and lets his friends take rides inside him?

My best friend has had nightmares about this show. It's the only reason I've ever heard of it.

The artists must have been pissed when they drew a high-tech government lab and then realized there was no way for a car to crash through, so they had to go back and sketch in a big wooden door.

Also, I think I watched this sometimes when I was a little kid. I'm so ashamed.

Someone, somewhere, is jerking off to this

Robot Chicken did a parody of this. I had no idea it was real.

he seems really happy with having been made into a car