Thanks to the internet, you will never ever be free from the slightest detail of your childhood.

This is the single greatest TV theme of all time, and if you disagree I will fight you

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=11053

ok, i admit it - i don't actually have a heart of stone

this would be better if the cop was shaking a big black dildo at him. just think of it and it really is better.

You were either young enough to love this show or old enough to hate it when it was on.

I never got to see the full version of this opening on TV. Anytime it came on they always used the shortened version that cut out the middle verse.

I don't know a single person my age who doesn't know all the words to this.

No DJ Jazzy Jeff tag? That's him at 1:02.

-1 star for Will Smith's rhyming skills, good thing he became an actor

not a meme

I would bet any amount of money that more of us PoeTVers can sing this entire theme song more completely than we can sing own national anthem.

I used to watch it in syndicated reruns, where they cut out the middle bit.
So I don't know all the words, and I used to wonder how the hell he found a cab to take him all the way from Philadelphia to southern California.

I can't be the only one who wants to smack crooked hats off the heads of idiots

This song just lodges itself into your all-too-willing brain, like a schoolgirl welcoming a dark stranger into her bed.

-1 because it's not a rickroll.
+1 because I never knew there was a middle verse.