oh man, i only go like, every four days. i'm getting on board!

I'm afraid that was a touch too subtle for me to get. This is about breast cancer, right?

I think it's about a construction worker

No female construction workers?

jesus it's going to make steel barrels come out of my ass like some demented toilet donkey kong? no way

Uhhuhuhuhuh DUMP huhhuhhuhhuhuhuh

Ah the lovely old stock character "the constipated mobster."

Five stars cuz it's kinda funny, but more because I can finally prove to a friend that I'm not high, this commercial does in deed exist!

I feel pretty dumb, I have seen this before and never noticed all the craziness going on the background.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SQUEEZE SOME OUT THIS IS GONNA BE SO GREAT!!!!!!

Needs extra stars for all the "WAIT A SECOND I DON'T GET IT" comments on the Youtube page.

If only more commercials were this clever.

I want someone to invent a breakfast cereal that causes constipation instead of remedying it. It could be called 'steak bricks' or 'cement'.

SOLD.