At best the White House Press Corps each get one question and a follow up, sometimes they don't get called on for years. The Secret Service would be beating this guy's ass in real life. Plus Dick Cheney isn't a zombie, just a WASP.
Basically a Weird Al interview with the president.
It really does wreck the suspension of disbelief to know Bush would have brushed him off completely by the time he finished asking his second question.