was that paul sorvino?

i hate to say this, i really do, but it might have potential. big "might".

Oh, Giles.

This looks like a huge musical train wreck. Oh I love you, musical producers.

Imagine the fanfic.

Assuming they're probably not going to really kill Paris Hilton, or I'd give this a higher rating.

what. the. fuck.

Outlaw torture porn

Oh, BABY! Not since "Carrie: the Musical!" I am putting this movie's release date in my daytimer right now.

Someone please explain.

This looks awful. I blame the Dresden Dolls.

When did Goth go from slightly overtheatrical but undeniably powerful rock music to a ridiculous pointless vamp-athon and costume party? I think this happened sometime in the late eighties, but it's gotten so bad that it's hardly recognizable any more.

I don't remember much about seeing this, except it sucks and it's not a sequel to Repo Man.