"Pull Your Pants Up" will hopefully be met by its answer song "Shut Up, Stupid. What The Fuck Do You Care?"

it's true if a black man says it is: wearing baggy pants means you want to get rammed in the ass -- PRISON STYLE

Won't this encourage people to sag their pants even more since "whitey" or "the man" wants them to do it?

So lemme get this straight... people are offended by boxers now? OH I'M SO SORRY. LET'S BAN BOOTIE SHORTS FOR GIRLS, TOO.

But that guy who is telling me to pull my pants up isn't even wearing his hat correctly. THE BILL GOES IN FRONT.

"They can't move forward in life" was funny when combined with one of these guys walking really slow.

Gee guess what? Fashion is retarded.

Oh noes!

i am unfortunately unable to distinguish this rap from anything at all played on my local hip hop station :(

you know pulling ya pants up won't help much if they're too big to begin with, so change the song to "(muthafucka) Buy tha right size"

Yeah, I saw a lawn gnome once.
It didn't scare me.

Its a CRACKDOWN! GET IT?

Wait, isn't peer pressure WRONG? If I listen to you, why shouldn't I listen to the kids who want me to smoke pot? What, just because they can't spend taxpayer money on a billboard?

This joke showed up in my email today. I found it appropriate:

The busty young blonde tried on an extremely low cut dress and, as she studied herself in the mirror, asked the sales clerk if she thought it was too low cut. "Do you have hair on your chest?" asked the clerk. "No. Of course not. What a stupid question." "Then it's too low cut!"

This is for SFW fetish week, right?

Also read a book (not a sports page, not a magazine), drink water (your body needs that shit), and buy some land (fuck spinning rims).

-2 for completely inaccurate use of the "atlanta" tag. This wack-ass shit isn't from my town.