That used to trot that dude out on a lot of History channel shows. I think he's the curator of some national military museum. I'm sure his kids are either exactly like him or currently huffing glue/cock on the streets of San Fransisco right now.
I'm not. If I had also joined up, we coulda bombarded all those midwestern hick morans with massive loads of cheery j-pop and cheesy techno. While trying to make it out alive, of course. I'd drag your wounded-leg self back behind a wall, Nocty. :D