It's the occasional bone-crunching sounds that make this good.

Somehow I know this would be women being punched in the crotch. Men being punched in the crotch is so mundane.

I found that way funnier than I should have

Right in the polygonal babymaker.

Holy shit. Why did I skip this game?

Well, at least it's not quicksand-related.

CUNT PUNCHER 3D. YEEEEEEEEEEEAH.

I think I heard a clitoris explode!

getting punched in the crotch causes less damage than one would expect

as a vagina bearer, I can say that this would probably start to feel pretty good after the 5th punch.

-1 for no crotch headbutt. It's in Tekken, why not this?

Cuntpunching a lady while she's down just ain't cricket

I really can't give anything that made me laugh so hard less than 5 stars

SUPER TURBO CUNTY PUNCHER

Seriously, has Fister seen this yet? This is like his dream come true. I wouldn't be surprised to find out he designed the damn game.

I laughed WAYYYY too hard at this. Seriously, it was like I was 13 years old all over again.

I think the WEEE-OOO siren at -1:09 really makes this.

Damn! If I wasn't at work right now, I would be sooooo jerking off.

Five stars because there was a "boing boing" sound right when one of the chicks was being punched in the cooter.

CUNT PUNT!

My laughter is setting feminism back 20 years.

If any video qualified for the "ouch my babymaker" tag, surely it would be this one.