This guy is totally the innkeeper from Deadwood.

"You can read about it in your local libraries", hah.

He's a respected tribe, guys. Stop making his autism sorrow.

And he's going to name his object of perfect childhood fantasy/daughter Crystal. Crystal "Chandelier". I find it ironic that he would want to name his fantasy object/daughter after a light fixture.

Also, gal pals. Ha. EH-ver so looonesome.

And what do you have to say in your defense to the charges of serial rape and murder? "I'm an innocent victim of misunderstanding! etc etc."

"Badass" is not an adjective that I would have applied at all.

Is this guy autistic or asthmatic? Both?