Honestly, who among you have not had the urge to do something similar during the holiday seasons?

The KGB Grinch Who Blew Up Christmas, starring Chuck Norris and Richard Lynch - Coming Soon to a theater near you.

Uh, can't you only fire those shoulder-mounted rocket launchers once?

Only lacks a MUHAHAHAHAHA!!

Stop, minion, you're about to kill a child. THAT'S MY JOB.

80's action movie villains are almost mythical in their utter bastardy.

Buy the novel!
http://www.amazon.com/Invasion-U-S-Jason-Frost/dp/0523426690/r ef=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1195151313&sr=8-9

Until this actually happens, every conservative douchbag pundit can shut up about the war on Christmas.

I like how there are people just barely 20 feet away from the pickup truck when the first house goes up.

Believe me, dude, I hate suburban ranch-style sprawl as much as you do, but this is kind of the wrong way to go about things...