What? Why would I want to go to a club and dance when I can stay home, and play this variety of dancing themed minigames from the creative minds at Codemasters?

My word of the day is execrable.

This is that.

That looked like a joke. It had to be joke. Those all looked like Popcap games.

-1 one star for a severe lack of

HUUUNNGGRYYYYYYY EYYYYYYYYYYESSSSSS

-2 because their Jennifer Grey avatar has a small nose. Weak!

-1 one star for a severe lack of

OH YES! WE ARE GONNA MAKE-AH LOVE AND IT FEELS SO RIGHT

-3 for severe lack of Jerry Orbach.

-4 for being even more half-assed and lackluster than Codemasters' past titles.

The background images are just blurry and vague enough to look very, very dirty. That's a nice touch.

Is there a bonus round where we can saw Baby in half? (You know, like in the beginning of the movie?)

If Jennifer Grey hadn't had that nose job, she'd have Renee Zellwegger's career.

Thats what kids want, A crappy game bassed of a 20 year old movie.

If you put this game in the same room as a Mr. Belvedere Fun Kit, the universe totally doesn't implode! Haha, just kidding!

"Casual" games will engulf the western culture and destroy it like grey goo.