"But if we don't kill nature, how will we build our houses?"

also MONSTER

Do they really think that music helps?

This makes me feel so much better about myself.

The beholder was scary.

"But if we don't kill nature, how will we build our houses?"

Infinite stars for the delivery.

I'm tiny! I'll go in!

The end credits shot made me happy, because it made it seem like everyone died.

Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

-2:33, over and over again. Forever.

how can people do this.

I'm not much for actual role-playing, but pretending to beat the shit out of people with fake weapons never stops being fun unless your inner child is dead.

I need more of this dammit!

I like bar wench fighting at -2:29. What's she doing there? Also the gay angel.

The invariable sequences of people falling down or nearly doing so in cumbersome foam armor.

The Beholder.

The inevitable awkward delivery of poorly improvised Renaissance-ish Fantasy speech.

The footage that was probably cut out of several whiny arguments that followed the formula of:
"I hit you! Get on the ground!"
"NO YOU DIDN'T!"
"But you can't use your spellcasting arm!"
"I TOOK THE TRAIT AMBIDEXTROUS!"

Also, the meta-ironic "Cool."

"Let's show them! The HRAARR HRARR HRARR HRAAAAAAARRR!"

It would've been even better if they accidentally met some Civil War reinactors.

Papyrus is the Comic Sans of olden times

I love how floppy a lot of the weapons are.

Is that giant axe wielding nerd Glowstick the Barbarian?
5 for the way he flattens so many girly voiced dorks.

Say what you will about the beholder, but it was STILL more convincing than the rug-covered Volkswagen with legs from The Giant Spider Invasion.

The big guy with the axe must be scoring some better quality nerf somewhere...

Anybody who does "LARP" or even mentions "LARP" needs to be killed.

HOLY SHIT CRAFT MONSTAH

About as lame and unorganized as the shit I did when I was 10.

HI WE'RE GROWN-UPS

1. I cannot help but hum "Frodo, don't wear the ring," while watching this.

2. The guy with the half-green and half-red painted face is Xiphias.

Who is still listening to Static X in 2007? Oh wait, larpers.

They look like they're having a lot more fun than I normally have. Should I try this?

WHO GAVE ME THESE PIECES TO FORBIDDEN POWER?

This really makes me want to start LARPing! No, wait, it doesn't.

Big tall dude thwacking nerds off their feet with the 2 handed axe is the winner.

It's no Unicorns LA. My Barbarian has style and heart.

This DOES look fun!

"I GOT YOU!"
"NUH-UH!"
"DID SO!"

In their defence, it looks like the average LARPER is about 40lbs lighter than the average cosplayer. In conclusion, a diet of Otik's spiced potatoes and movement of any kind can increase your CON.

"virgins" tag NOW.

90% of you should be muttering, "There but for the grace of God..." when you watch this.