seriously, christians are REALLLY fucking dumb.

the crutch throw had me lol as well as "you're squenzzin' me!"

Sending HIM money? Hello, dipshits... the money's going to Jesus

It's not so much that they vote, but that they have been monkey-trained to vote in blocks

Please scan and post. All my junkmail is in a moon language.

The kings of this are The Churches of Saint Matthews. One time they sent me a cheap tin cut-out of a car key and said it was their head pastor's car. Another time, a little packet of scented Vaseline marked "Foot Anointing Oil". I started sending them small amounts of money just so I could get all of their literature. The second book they send you has a biography of Colonel Sanders in the middle, sans any explanation of its relationship to the Church. There's a drawing in one of them of Jesus manifesting over a cash register.

I think this is the them, but the website doesn't even begin to express the goldmine of Christian lunacy.

You summed it up perfectly.

I am glad I am not in the uninformed, desperate position of being a stupid or dumb bitch, and I feel superior and elitist because of it. Mostly because I buy food, not prayer cloth.

whoops, wrong reply. i rescind my claim of not being a stupid or dumb bitch

Yes because buying a video game or clothes is exactly the same thing as giving my entire savings to a man who claims that magic water and salt on checks will ensure that an invisible man in the sky will rain blessings down upon me.

Go get cholera, freegan.

Sorry, I said that out of anger.

Actually, yes. They are stupid. And I went to grad school.

Someone's watched "Fight Club" too many times.

I can judge these people freely, because they all have one thing in common: a weak disposition and an unquestioning mind. They are ready and willing to accept nonsense and follow the unworthy; for want of easy answers to difficult situations.

To believe that the direct route to God is via a TV con-man, and not [in the case of their faith] through prayer, greatly illustrates a sickly, naive quality -- possessed only by the truly stupid, who fail to "get" their own religion. Thus, they are [literally] paying the price.

Lastly, while I don't shop at any of the stores listed, you simply cannot equate Wal-Mart's EVERYDAY LOW PRICES with on-air salvation, or being pushed in the face.

I like this video. I also like the comments, because everybody is pretty much proving that just because you disagree with ignorant people, it doesn't mean you are actually smart.

U R TARD

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Me too. I want to see him stroke it gleefully as he rains hell upon the phonies of the future.