Oh god! Oh Man! Oh God! oh man!

Make up your mind already.

oh bebe

short and sweet would cut out all the crap before the lines though

Let me take this here note down to a scenic spot at the beach to read

He was so heartbroken he started spinning wildly.

WHEEE!

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Is this pretty much all he ever did after Barry Lyndon?

Oh God, Oh Man!

"Psst! Act!"

"Mr O'Neal, you stabbed your son - and you have leukemia"

"Oh god, oh man, oh god..."

4 stars because it could be shorter and sweeter

This is what happened last time there was a writer's strike.

No Norman Mailer tag? He must be responding somehow in his grave.

It just doesn't get shorter or sweeter than this.

I like to think he's trying to decide who to blame for his misfortune here.

Wait.. that's what it actually WAS? Like, that dramatic music wasn't added in later as a joke?

oh my god.

Oh, dear. Oh, Heavens. Oh, mercy.

-1 star for no ACTING! tag.

The obligatory "this is what I'm reading" voice sounds like a terrible speech synthesizer.

Oh god!

Needs a "Council of Nicea" tag.

This is so oddly quotable it hurts.