It's raining meat, like in my nightmares.

Meat rules

What is this from? "That's what my grandma did on the coffee table.." "He's a weiner smoker!"

it's from Wonder Showzen, the only worthwhile thing on TV

Delicious murder

There's a slightly nastier version in the "Kids Show" pilot

"delicious murder"

...so I can fight off my demons.

DON'T DO DRUGS

"Hot dog Highway" is what the sailors call me. I haven't quite figured out why.