You're just mad because Beat Takeshi is a better bouncer than you.

nope, this is just stupid. Suck my bouncer dick.

Ooo, I love it when you talk dirty like that, baby.

Is this you?

http://www.mezedc.com/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadI tem&g2_itemId=1397&g2_serialNumber=1

No, I work up the street from that place

you are wrong sir, and to prove this I will now cancel your one star with a five star.

I am immune to the legal issues pertaining to 5 starring your own submission.

This place Meze has free belly dancing lessons--and a big black dude for a bouncer. Could you take him, Roachbud?

http://www.mezedc.com/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.ShowItem& g2_itemID=1045

Bouncers should stick to sullen staring and list checking because you're an idiot.

Dinky, I wouldn't fight anyone from the strip except for Ian at the falafel shop, he's a douche. Camonk, bouncing is a side gig for me, I make money with my brain during the day.

Ah! Medical experiments. Good man. Give those poor chimps a well-needed rest for once- move over, Bananas! Roachbud'll show you how a bouncer does this shit!

I don't think you're really a bouncer.

No, if bars kicked out all the idiots that go in them, they would go out of business.

Because the bouncing trade is so well known for its braniac population -- oh wait, you're really a reporter, you just can't get work at the job that requires mental talent? Hope that situation improves for ya, Mister Halberstam.