Yeah...

No.

"In the O-Z."

Well, it could be worse. I'm not exactly sure how, but I sense it could be worse.

Still, it makes other attempts at dark-Oz'ing it up look dignified in comparison, ala:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oz_Squad

The O.Z.?
Hot damn!

So so bad.

Scarecrow: That's Life in the O.Z. these days, tough and tougher.
Michael Bluth: Don't call it that.

I refuse to believe American McGee had nothing to do with this

They screwed up Dune, they screwed up Wizard of Earthsea... will they ever stop fucking everything up? Who pulls the strings over there, I want that man killed.

narrator: and coming soon the Sci-Fi channel, Zardoz, the 12 hour miniseries event starring Steve Guttenburg as Friend

Friend: yeeepnawjooopnnneeee

narrator: Shari Oteri as Consuella

Consuella: C'mon under this sheet! Cmon!

narrator: Heath Ledger as Zed

Zed: Took a woman, in my own name

narrator: Whoopi Goldberg as the voice of Tabernacle

Tabernacle: look, just don't go beyond the dome. please? please!?

and Danny Glover as Zardoz

Zardoz: Don't you see? The gun is only good...if it's in your heart.

narrator: coming fall 2008, only on Sci-Fi

OhZee.

A movie made for the Sci-Fi Channel that's a piece o' crap??












That never happens.

I knew this had failure written all over it, the moment I heard about it. Ugh.

I love how the one thing they didn't change was the Wizard being a floating green head.

This was one of the biggest viewing mistakes I ever made. Zooey Deschanel is pretty though.