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Senator_Unger - 2007-11-27

-1 For not having a child crying and screaming "Why Batman!? Why!?"


Horsecock Johnson, M.D. - 2007-11-27

"That's enough! The police are on their way, Batman!"

Fatty McPunkrawk obviously isn't one of the local punks that squat throughout Hollywood. If Batman and Spiderman impersonators wrecked him, I doubt he'd last with real gutter punks. Besides, he's obviously too fat to be dumpster diving for food while nursing a crack, speed and/or heroin habit.


Roachbud - 2007-11-27

One of my high school friends turned into a gutter punk, he's crazy, but not neccessarily the toughest kid on the block since he's like 5'3" or something. That said, this kid looks like one of those douchebags at shows who talk shit about you if you don't have a trihawk or a Clit 45 patch.


bang to buck ratio - 2007-11-27

He's clearly just some high school malcontent from Van Nuys or something. I've seen female gutterpunks in that Sunset/Melrose area who would have left no one standing


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-11-27

Batman is a bouncer.


Roachbud - 2007-11-28

No, Batman is a masked avenger douchebag who wears his underwear outside his pants and got his ass whupped by Wesley Willis.


Lindner - 2007-12-12

Yet I still respect him more then some bouncers I could name...


Hooper_X - 2007-11-27

God bless the city cleanup crew guy. He just goes right through this like nothing's wrong, sweeping up the mess.


Hooper_X - 2007-11-27

(also: WE DON'T SUPERMAN NO MO, WE JUST SPIDER-MAN THAT HO.)


coprolalia - 2007-11-27

It's a Wesley Willis song come to life.


gambol - 2007-11-27

POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY BATMAN

OMG I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT IN YEARS


theFlu - 2007-11-27

Marvel and DC vs. Darkhorse


Stopheles - 2007-11-28

^^^^
Winner


Thundercougarfalconbird - 2007-11-27

Rufio has really gone down hill.


TeflonDoc - 2008-11-23

Don't talk shit on Lobo like that... even if he has really gone downhill.


Billie_J_Buttfuck - 2007-11-27

For whatever reason, Spiderman kicking a grounded opponent in the back of the head is really, really funny.


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2010-01-28

That is an understatement if I've ever heard one. I'm still laughing. Time to watch it again!


StanleyPain - 2007-11-27

The most awesome thing is how the crowd actually has to refer to the guys as their superhero names since, well...that's what works.

"STOP BATMAN!!!"


charmlessman - 2007-11-27

I don't know why people are surprised. Isn't this what Batman and Spider Man do normally?


Hooker - 2008-02-24

This is my favourite comment on poeTV.


Randroid - 2007-11-27

This could really work as an installation art piece.

Also: BÄÄÄÄÄTMÄÄÄÄN! BATTMANN


takewithfood - 2007-11-27

As great as this clip is, I wish someone filmed the first officer on scene getting witness statements.

"So you're telling me Spider-Man and the Caped Crusader assaulted you? Do you realize how insane that sounds? I mean, they're not even from the same comic book universe."


Blaise - 2007-11-27

Needs a "BIFF" and/or a "KAPOW" tag.


Hooper_X - 2007-11-28

I would vaguely like to see some internet-type edit the 60's style "BIFF!" and "KAPOW!" screens into this.

Also, the DANANANANANAANA music.


waxeater - 2007-11-28

Someone please jump on Hooper's idea. Like ASAP.


Monchiles Monchiles - 2007-11-28

Please? Anyone?


Dinky Patterson - 2007-11-28

Just think how much better the fight would've been if that traffic cone was used as a weapon.


revdrew - 2007-11-27

Needs a Gambol tag.


Frank Rizzo - 2007-11-27

oh sweet jesus.

SPIDERMAN!!! SPIDERMAN NO!!!!!!!


Frank Rizzo - 2007-11-27

I LOVVVVVE how batman litterally slaps the fuck out of fatman and doesnt do shit, and as batman is walking away talking smack, fat man flips him the bird.

oh you SUUUURE showed him. THeres nothing more hardcore then flipping off the dude that just beat your ass into the ground.


Calamity Jon - 2007-11-27

I bet the Penguin and the Riddler flip Batman the bird all the time.


bongoprophet - 2007-11-28

so what do YOU do against people who beat you up? ask them for a hug?


Frank Rizzo - 2007-11-28

flipping the guy off is the best course of action then?

and not attempting to fight back?


StanleyPain - 2007-11-28

It would have been better had the guy said "I'm the goddamn Batman" but that's probably too much to ask.


athodyd - 2007-11-27

The way Spiderman does that little hop to emphasize MOTHERFUCKER


Camonk - 2007-11-27

The distraction worked perfectly--Maintenance Worker managed to steal the diamond right out from under the heroic duo's collective nose.


garcet71283 - 2007-11-28

DC and Marvel unite against...Darkhorse?


SharoKham - 2007-11-28

I'm afraid you owe theFlu 1500 dollars.


Dinky Patterson - 2007-11-28

At least he can brag that it took Spider-Man AND Batman to defeat him.


Jeff Fries - 2007-11-28

He swept up a lot of teeth


Feyd - 2007-11-28

"That's enough, Batman. The police are on their way. Batman, that's enough."


Stopheles - 2007-11-28

That woman obviously hasn't paid attention to how Batman operates over the past twenty-five years or so. He doesn't give a damn whether the cops are on their way.


dancingshadow - 2007-11-28

I guess the super villains are busy with personal matters so the super heros just beat up dirty punks that are already on the ground.... sort of symbolic.


Xiphias - 2007-11-28

You guys know the batman and spiderman impersonators are near-homeless gutterpunks themselves, right?


IrishWhiskey - 2008-02-20

They're impersonators?


FABIO2 - 2008-03-08

http://www.poe-news.com/forums/sp.php?si=&fi=000071037&ti=10014993 24&pi=1001499348


kthorjensen - 2007-11-28

Slap the fat out of him.


svraz - 2007-11-28

I think this article explains what happened:

http://www.dose.ca/music/soundoff/story.html?id=93d21a61-4712- 4687-96a0-c53231d2597e&k=77052

Summary:

They are all street performers. The "punk" is someone that is dressed up as Jack Black (?). He bottled batman from behind (thats what the cleaner is sweeping up) and spiderman jumped in.


poples - 2008-01-08

Holy bitch slap, Batman!


Torture the Artist - 2008-02-12

just slapped right in the damn face by batman.


Geoff Marr - 2008-06-27

I love superheros


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