... and it somehow manages to get better as it goes along.

3 AWESOME MINUTES!!!!!

A bouncer couldnt.

She would have commited suicide long ago from the shame of having a bouncer in the "fam", so you wouldnt have the chance.

Come to Millie'n'Al's this weekend and talk that shit to me.

because a bouncer would be too damn we todd ed

I just told you bitches where I work, come there and try to talk that shit to me. It's on 18th St NW in the Adams Morgan Neighborhood of DC. Every Friday and Saturday night.

Is it ladies' night at the gay bar?

Good Lord you're precious

It's not a gay bar, I told you bitches where to find me. You can talk shit on the internet, but you'd shit your pants if you saw me.

I went there, and all I saw was some skinny white guy in a "STAFF" tshirt get knocked to the ground by a 300lb black woman.


Oh, and the video is boring.

alright, ill come over. I dont need the address, Ill just follow the smell of dried semen and disco music. Should I ask for the one they call Mr Bukkake or should I call you by your real name, Kiki?

stupid moron.

How many bouncers does it take to change a lightbulb?

0: righty-tighty, lefty-loosey is too complex of an algorithm.

Bouncers don't have grandmothers, they spring from Zeus' thigh next to a burbling crystal spring near Mt. Olympus.

Q: why do they call em bouncers?

A: they have needle dicks

Nana Roachbud was quite the Roller Derby Queen in her prime. She's DAMN proud of him.

this may be the gimpiest fight of the century.

frank rizzo's "skill" to say whatever he thinks will piss of the most people in a desperate bid for attention and immature fart-joke humor vs. roachbud's unfocused political rantings and litany of lies regarding his personal abilities and status.

i, for one, would pay quite a bit to see them murder each other. either that, or fall into each others arms in a loving embrace, showering each other with kisses.

now, if only sean robinson and theflu would join in the fun.

i really miss the way the site was a year ago.

No, Aelric, only one side of this fight would be gimp. I would crush Rizzo like a bug, but he's too big of a bitch to even come there. Even if you two bitches tag teamed me, I would whup you easily.

Im confident that you could kick my ass, Kiki, But when all is said then done my black eye would heal and you would still be just a bouncer. Loser

bouncers are razzle dazzled by simple addition and that hand trick where you pretend to remove your thumb.


"frank rizzo's "skill" to say whatever he thinks will piss of the most people in a desperate bid for attention and immature fart-joke humor "

Im only trying to piss off one person, and its working like a charm. For the record fart jokes are awesome.

I only do the bouncing gig part time because I love meeting people and then kicking their ass. It gave me spending money when I was in college and after I kept on doing after I graduated. I am only pissed at you for my dead grandmothers' sakes, you fucking punk.

alright, I apologize for the crack about your grandmother. Im backing down.

But you shouldnt take the internet so seriously. If you made fun of my mom, grandmother, retarded neighbor or whatever I wouldnt act all tough about trying to kick anyones ass. Giving out addresses of where I can be found etc etc. I would recognize it as light hearted humor and make fun of you back.

Im still going to make fun of you for being a stupid bouncer though, and being razzle dazzled by math and hand trickery.

Please don't directly or indirectly refer to your relatives if you don't want to make them fair game for this nonsense.

I didn't I said "a bouncer" not myself

YOU'RE A BOUNCER.

Right?

Never has such a faggy argument been in such an appropriate forum.

roachbud is sofa king we todd it.

YES.