I KNEW there was something suspicious about Hitleru. I kept thinking to myself, "Self, Hitleru isn't looking very Aryan, is he?" But then I thought, "Duh, self! He was Austrian!!" And it all made sense. But I had NO IDEA he was a pimp!
Wow.
If I had a time machine, I'd go back and find Hitler when he was a struggling painter. I wouldn't kill him, I'd just show him how he was destined to be portrayed in the popular culture of the future. I'm sure one look at this clip and he would devote his life to giving out free hugs.
Actually, there was no Hitler. Not even during the war. It was Japan Pimp the whole time. It started out as an April Fool's prank and just got out of hand.
What's up with Japanese culture's fondness for Nazis? I mean they did have cool outfits and vechiles but still. Why isn't it clear to them that they aren't German and would have been next on Hitler's list had he won?