This has been 5-starred in my head since I first saw it

:D

wut?

Not enough commercials use the word "sphincter."

WHAT IS GOING ON OUT THERE?!

Hi 90s, how have you been? Are you still in touch with Michael Stipe?

Not much to add here except the guy in the nervous system has the best comical scream in television history.

At first you think its just another "1984" parody...

The fact that the eye guys were labeled Rod and Cone is just wonderful.

Nice.

I still have all these on a VHS tape Sega mailed me. I need to get a VCR some time and rip it.

I cannot give it 5 stars because it isn't Segata Sanshiro.

If there's one thing Sega was ever awesome at it was commercials in the 90s.

I remember this commercial. I went and got a Super Nintendo instead.

So the Saturn will cause permanent obsessive behavior, permanent hearing damage, nervous breakdowns. and bowel contractions?

well god damn im sold

In Canada, all they ever played was the Rods and Cones scene. It sucked. I don't think anybody in their target market knew what rods and cones were. I sure didn't.

And there DEFINITELY wasn't any Lynchian backwards-talking at the end of them. We were robbed.