Well, Jake "The Snake" Roberts was a good guy for a while. Other than that, can't help you.

And, of course, the token female character starts out naked and is still largely naked even wearing armor. Let me guess: she's the quick, agile one?

I'd like to see a game where Oda isn't a bad guy.

Ever play Nobunaga's Ambition?

Pretty good strategy game for its era.

Nobunaga's Ambition was a good idea with an unwieldy interface. It got virtually unmanageable once you got around half a dozen provinces. Props to the laughably unbalanced factions; I think some of them were unwinable.

For that to work (for a female audience at least) boys would have to be objectified through 200+ pages of sexual tension dialog text followed by a impossibly metaphor laden shagging.

Seriously?

How exactly is a generic femme fatale archtype character "objectifying women"? Without turning this into a really faggy diatribe, objectification doesn't mean "depicting someone attractive".

And virtually -all- forms of mass media feature more sexual objectification than games, which tend to be predominately hypersexual for both men and women or completely asexual.

What really worries me is that you're unwittingly asking for someone to make a video game out of Boku no Pico. That's not a good idea.