The bizarre thing is he had another unsuspecting crab, right there, behind and easily moved rock that he could have drug to his underwater death layer, but he decided to drag Sir Clampy out of the coral castle and shithammer him against the aquarium glass just to show 'em who's really the terrifying underwater scuttlebob moon monster.

Five Stars. Five Stars forever.

I was half expecting to accidentally (or deliberately) smash the aquarium glass with a wayward strike.

The pose in the last five seconds is where you put in the Godzilla roar.

Totally needs the Star Trek Fight Music.

that is a big ass shrimp

This is pretty boring.

that shrimp is a total prick.

I think the shrimp just realizes that it's kind of colorful and frilly and so it needs to show how tough it is so nobody thinks it's gay.

I liked the part where the crab pressed his crabby little face against the glass as if to cry ''PUT DOWN THAT CAMERA AND HELP ME, JACKASS!''

usually I love under-water creature bleeders - but this is even less exciting than watching Barcode Battlers, using a Sock and Calculator UPC

The winner will be DELICIOUS!

THE SHRIMP HAS NO MERCY