wait, the cop says she was tied to the countertop in the kitchen and the narrator says she was in the bathroom/tub and she got out of the window. For shame national geographic, how could you stoop so low

My hometown of Olympia, Washington: home of the Temple of the Vampire, organized religion of these shmucks and POE Exhibit.

Are vampires real? Some say maybe. Others aren't so sure.

resplendid!!!

"We're quite mature with what we do."

When did National Geographic start with the whole Discovery Channel "Crap as Education" style of programming.

Also, why do these people make me want to punch them so badly. They're arguably less harmful than any number of other crazy zealots, bigots, or warmongers...but for some reason I have a veyr violent hatred of these types of people. It's like they think they're too cool for the furries or something.

Oh, Don... Why the facial hair? He really ought to save the Fu Manchu moustache until he's older. He does the pretty-boy look exceptionally well (if you like pretty boys) but it appears that he tossed the whole photogenic thing out the window for this.

Also, what do they mean by "in between feedings"? How long did the guy have her captive? Ingesting as much blood as they've implied would cause people to vomit. The body isn't made to process that much blood. (I suffered a lot of nosebleeds as a child, back when the advice they gave you was, "Tip your head back!" You can guess the results; it wasn't a pleasant experience.)

There have been better documentaries on the subject.

He's a real vampire. His teeth just grew like that!

There are so many people like these people out there... how do they decide exactly which ones to interview?